A lot of people have been asking how I could afford to take me and my girlfriend away on such a lavish holiday for so long. Well today I can finally reveal where the money came from.
If you were lucky enough to have met me a couple of years ago, you would have found me sporting this trademark look.
A distinctive blend of handsome, sophisticated and yet somehow, animalistic sexiness, the green glasses were a perfect means to position myself as desirable and highly sought after at a time when the spectacle wearing market was becoming flooded with faux nerds and hipster geeks.
Let’s just say my friend Gregory was willing to pay good money for the rights to this look when he was looking to brand his new coffee shop.
So much money that he couldn’t afford the apostrophe after his name on the signage. Gutted Gregory. Thanks for the holiday though.
a postcard in free verse 